Bunglers Light

Posted by Toni - May 7th, 2017

brandy. Bulb burns out, of course, only one in the room (SSSR!). Cause someone there, someone came, replaced the light bulb burnt out on the table and left. A mathematician, under the influence of brandy fumes issue: – Did you know that if light bulb in his mouth, then pull back will not happen? Both physics in one voice: – It can not be, once included, it should be in and out! And one of them sticks his light bulb in his mouth. It is certainly not out (tested fact!). Pause. Cause the taxi ride to the trauma center. Come under the concerned taxi driver's views.

Come. Nurse trying to explain what was happening, she does not understand, show the victim. Pick up a nurse, shuddering in the throes. muscles either overloaded, or something else, but after 30-40 minutes will be all right. Get out, get in a taxi. A second physician, thoughtfully: – It can not byt.Zasovyvaet light bulb in his mouth. Unwrap the car ride back to the trauma center, pumped nurse, go to a surgeon, learn a lot of flattering asshole, suyuschih bulb in his mouth, take a light bulb, go back.

The taxi driver looks sideways at two Bunglers in the back seat and asks the mathematics that they say. That explains, showing a light bulb. The taxi driver did not believe, check … Unfold the car ride to the trauma center. Sister did not even try to pump out. Go to a surgeon, he had already quietly doing what is necessary and breaks a light bulb with the words: – And I'm up all night of you lamp will get! They're coming back. Troubled by a traffic cop, goes to the driver, he can say nothing – his mouth open and not closed. The only speaker – a mathematician, but drunk as a lord. Dialogue: – And where are you these imbitsilov you taking? – What imbitsily?? Doctors and everything else. Explains what it is. Policeman looked thoughtfully, and went to his booth. In the booth lights go out. It turns out a traffic cop, opens the back door of the taxi and asked to move characters. Sticking out of his mouth base bulb. Unwrap the car ride to the trauma center. Sister from behind the counter did not even rise. Immediately go to a surgeon. The door is closed, knock and the door opens the surgeon with a wide-open and keep healthbars from closing his mouth …

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Tale Of The Perfect Princess And Her True Love

Posted by Toni - January 4th, 2017

Prince on a white horse in the world … It was a very pretty young princess. She spent all day at the window, looking forward to her betrothed. At the gates of the castle were going very significant "turn" to receive a Princess so that she could "manage their destiny" by choosing one of his most awaited prince. But not lucky suitors. They left from the Princess without "her consent." ( synjuku) has long been decided to Princess what she wants to see her future wife, his only love, but to miss nothing in the "examination", she recorded everything that came up. That is not the case, then it is not – there was no groom, which would meet all the points list.

One ugly another stupid, humorless third, fourth, greedy, fifth, laughing for no reason, and the sixth, in general, similar to the slut. Something, and was absent in each of them. With different ideas and different in mood from the Princess said good-bye suitors: realized that it was he – her long-awaited prince. I can not describe the emotions and feelings that bedevil the girl is when she realized that it is faced with "The Prince, with its leaf!" The girl literally immediately appealed to the young man, saying that in love with him and she agreed to be his wife, to which Prince replied politely: – Yes, I have seen many, many dragons broke, many kingdoms traveled to watch the meeting with his only love. Everywhere I was, but did not meet her. But here fate I did not smile – here there is none. So forgive me and forgive, Princess. After these words the prince hastened to saddle his horse, in order to quickly move into the path towards new stories of adventure and, of course, in search of his only love.

Some time later, Prince pulled a crumpled piece of paper, something in him, and honored, with a clear sense of disappointment, put in its place. I can not do do, though … pretty girl caught! A couple of items from the list did not match … Another useful article – "Two parables of sincere mutual support and faith."

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