Bunglers Light

Posted by Toni - May 7th, 2017

brandy. Bulb burns out, of course, only one in the room (SSSR!). Cause someone there, someone came, replaced the light bulb burnt out on the table and left. A mathematician, under the influence of brandy fumes issue: – Did you know that if light bulb in his mouth, then pull back will not happen? Both physics in one voice: – It can not be, once included, it should be in and out! And one of them sticks his light bulb in his mouth. It is certainly not out (tested fact!). Pause. Cause the taxi ride to the trauma center. Come under the concerned taxi driver's views.

Come. Nurse trying to explain what was happening, she does not understand, show the victim. Pick up a nurse, shuddering in the throes. muscles either overloaded, or something else, but after 30-40 minutes will be all right. Get out, get in a taxi. A second physician, thoughtfully: – It can not byt.Zasovyvaet light bulb in his mouth. Unwrap the car ride back to the trauma center, pumped nurse, go to a surgeon, learn a lot of flattering asshole, suyuschih bulb in his mouth, take a light bulb, go back.

The taxi driver looks sideways at two Bunglers in the back seat and asks the mathematics that they say. That explains, showing a light bulb. The taxi driver did not believe, check … Unfold the car ride to the trauma center. Sister did not even try to pump out. Go to a surgeon, he had already quietly doing what is necessary and breaks a light bulb with the words: – And I'm up all night of you lamp will get! They're coming back. Troubled by a traffic cop, goes to the driver, he can say nothing – his mouth open and not closed. The only speaker – a mathematician, but drunk as a lord. Dialogue: – And where are you these imbitsilov you taking? – What imbitsily?? Doctors and everything else. Explains what it is. Policeman looked thoughtfully, and went to his booth. In the booth lights go out. It turns out a traffic cop, opens the back door of the taxi and asked to move characters. Sticking out of his mouth base bulb. Unwrap the car ride to the trauma center. Sister from behind the counter did not even rise. Immediately go to a surgeon. The door is closed, knock and the door opens the surgeon with a wide-open and keep healthbars from closing his mouth …

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In Search Of Happiness

Posted by Toni - April 14th, 2017

A week ago, downloaded a movie without registration Bespaltnoe and SMS. I watched the movie in one sitting, although at first it seemed that the plot of a familiar and predictable. Will Smith left his black suit, cowboy hat and a super-hero image and appeared before me in the form of Chris Gardner – the seller of a meditsinsokgo device that throughout the film, he drags with him hard and trying in vain to sell. Clever man, hardworking, but poor and gullible. How to Christopher tried, he could not earn enough money to provide decent living to his wife and son.

My wife goes to Chris, moved to another city, but it is nothing else to do but go on the pursuit of happiness for the sake of her son, with his son, the happiness that money can not buy, but without them, it turns out to be impossible. There are films where the hero fall down one problem after another, beginning and ending with a small grand, almost nerazrishimoy, turn into a snowball, and we know that the end is near, a man must break, and this is where the fun begins, you can download free movie in good quality and at no cost. At first I thought it was precisely such a film. But no. Chris did not fall down the problem, he lives in them.

With each failure, I thought, "Well, now, now sbesitsya, throw something, someone nalupit, naoret …" I do not have enough air in the same way as the hero of Will Smith, but he is in Unlike me, he continued to fight, where I would have already surrendered. And even the happy end did not spoil my impression of the film, because after going through all the difficulties with Chris Gardner and his son, I was uvaerena that we should Finally smile happiness. And it smiled … Download free movies from the site rumovies.info. Otichnaya the acting in this movie role of the protagonist's son played the son of Will Smith. Perhaps that's why they looked so organically in the frame – Father and son. Will Smith was a very moving image of the person to whom the first minutes of the film imbued with the symptom, and sympathy. My movie rating – 8 / 10 game actors – 7 / 10

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Tale Of The Perfect Princess And Her True Love

Posted by Toni - January 4th, 2017

Prince on a white horse in the world … It was a very pretty young princess. She spent all day at the window, looking forward to her betrothed. At the gates of the castle were going very significant "turn" to receive a Princess so that she could "manage their destiny" by choosing one of his most awaited prince. But not lucky suitors. They left from the Princess without "her consent." ( synjuku) has long been decided to Princess what she wants to see her future wife, his only love, but to miss nothing in the "examination", she recorded everything that came up. That is not the case, then it is not – there was no groom, which would meet all the points list.

One ugly another stupid, humorless third, fourth, greedy, fifth, laughing for no reason, and the sixth, in general, similar to the slut. Something, and was absent in each of them. With different ideas and different in mood from the Princess said good-bye suitors: realized that it was he – her long-awaited prince. I can not describe the emotions and feelings that bedevil the girl is when she realized that it is faced with "The Prince, with its leaf!" The girl literally immediately appealed to the young man, saying that in love with him and she agreed to be his wife, to which Prince replied politely: – Yes, I have seen many, many dragons broke, many kingdoms traveled to watch the meeting with his only love. Everywhere I was, but did not meet her. But here fate I did not smile – here there is none. So forgive me and forgive, Princess. After these words the prince hastened to saddle his horse, in order to quickly move into the path towards new stories of adventure and, of course, in search of his only love.

Some time later, Prince pulled a crumpled piece of paper, something in him, and honored, with a clear sense of disappointment, put in its place. I can not do do, though … pretty girl caught! A couple of items from the list did not match … Another useful article – "Two parables of sincere mutual support and faith."

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Poetry Collection

Posted by Toni - June 23rd, 2014

Pro memoria Pro memoria (Latin) – in memory of whom (the) – either. ELEGY wife and a friend from various years. 1 And that's all I can, in addition to the barbaric gray hair. Another may help you walk through the old winters. You pay for my sins Store in a dark dungeon, and there formed a belief on the fact that we are not so bad. And that's all I have, in addition to the old ring to the steps to the crown of girlhood, to the – what I do not regret it.

Unfairly fast the herd, and violent change of colors on the faces of podustavshik masks. Oh, and varmint, varmint what! But you have to accept that too. As the breast of the mother-child obediently head of the slope. Another melody sounds and songs not yet sung. 2 In vain do not think that today we can – and suddenly wake up early again … Dressed in a gray day – not difficult, Weekdays satiety ridiculous saturate.

You robe from his youth an example. As of dreams for us come out to the show. In the anniversary day of wandering and achievements, thousands of repetitions of lunar phases. In this world, everything is unique. Again like the first spring again passed Something had passed, perhaps, the past, what is not searched, but found it. Today, we're counting: Half – I, and half – you. And while hover in one flight, a pity that – until then – alas … You have very grave goods in the neck, shield in hand from the cold and storms.

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Balance

Posted by Toni - January 22nd, 2014

Here you stand, frowning, voice breaks, like a string: "You must in your house will soon happen to the trouble …" ANNUAL BALANCE leaf through, as herbarium days pages from January to January. And the year the deceased asked for prayer for defiling themselves. Sometimes, the thread is torn to shreds luck .- swept evokes fear. I cry to the heavens, screaming and crying, caught in a sin As a monk. AND mercifully replaced by the weather, forgiveness bless – I ruler, immortal nature like, shame shamelessly forgotten … Days from the dried tear not a syllable. Black on white printing.

How much himself asked God! How little he knew how to give! TOAST search and find, to fly and crash, in desperate not to grieve, to love and be mistaken. By the hands stretched out to run, with navetchikom arrows, and in light and darkness in him to be, forgive and do not say good-bye !!!… *** I will definitely be back in the boundless region, which previously was not. And humbly saying goodbye to the purple and gray skies. Its not the small sins of others as a warning to leave, a bad burn poems by murmurs of dog. There's a meeting of white doves, their faces no longer a dream.

And the wide-open doors for the first time I start baptized. In the forest of birch crosses will find the shelter sick body, leaving the ashes from the fires and everything in them burned down. In the meantime, body and soul are in conjunction, I touch a little breathless to the earth and the rhyme in its Pena.

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